just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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