If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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