They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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