exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I am mentally ready for anal.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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