Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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