Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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