Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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