Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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