Please, let me fuck your mom
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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