White coat. Heels.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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