you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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