in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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