ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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