So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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