lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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