I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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