He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Hey! you should come over!
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