I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
They left me at home... I'm a liability
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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