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• (804): View more from Virginia

  i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.

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  didn't stop?

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  naw, they were rude, not me.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Me and my dog bond so much when im high.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...

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• (207): View more from Maine

  did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor

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• (559): View more from California

  The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass

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• (530): View more from California

  Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.

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