Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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