It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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