doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Is Oprah even human
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
