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I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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