Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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