he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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