I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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