Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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