check it out our google latitudes are spooning
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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