Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
kristin has been a bad kristin
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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