I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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