Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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