im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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