Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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