I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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