break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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