I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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