I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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