Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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