I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Let's paint friendship bongs
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize