I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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