Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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