On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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