he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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