If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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