Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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