i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Bring me that man meat
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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