Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
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I need you to use more vowels.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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