Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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