drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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