Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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