What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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