..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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